– FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE ARE FREE AT LAST. – LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEXT SPEAKER, THE REVEREND ROBERT JONES. – HOW AM I S’POSED TO FOLLOW THAT? I CAN’T. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW THAT. HOW AM I S– I CAN, UH… OH. ALL RIGHT. GOOD AFTERNOON. UM… THAT–THAT IS THE– THE BEST SPEECH I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. EVER. I HAVE NEVER HEARD A BETTER SPEECH. AND NOW IT IS MY TURN TO SPEAK. HUH. WHO PUT THIS RUNNING ORDER TOGETHER, RIGHT? YOU KNOW, UM, DR. KING, UH, HE–HE ACTUALLY COVERED A LOT– A LOT OF WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. UM, YOU KNOW, MY– MY SPEECH IS, UH, UH– YOU GONNA FIND THIS FUNNY, Y’ALL.

MY SPEECH WAS ACTUALLY CALLED, UH, “A VISION FOR THE FUTURE.” I’M NOT SAYING THAT DR. KING COPIED MY SPEECH. I’M– NO! NO! NO, I’M–I’M– I’M SAYING I’M NOT SAYING THAT. I’M NOT SAYING HE TRIED TO COPY IT. YOU–WHY DON’T Y’ALL LISTEN TO WHAT I’M S– WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, COME ON! I’M JUST SAYING. I’M JUST SAYING. I’M JUST SAYING. IT’S A JOKE. DID I NOT SAY IT LIKE A JOKE? OK– NO? APPARENTLY, I HAVE SIX MORE MINUTES. HE, UH, GOT THAT OUT THERE. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL RIGHT, HERE– HERE’S SOMETHING– HERE’S SOMETHING NEW. HERE’S SOMETHING BRAND NEW. HOW–OKAY, THIS IS OFF– ME TALKING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD HERE, EVERYBODY.

UH, WHAT–HOW ABOUT IF WE LET, UH, BLACK PEOPLE ENSLAVE WHITE PEOPLE FOR– OKAY, YOU KNOW, THAT SOUNDED A LOT BETTER IN MY HEAD BEFORE I SAID IT. SO THAT, UH, THAT WOULDN’T WORK. IS IT WARM? IS ANYBODY ELSE WARM? WHOO! – OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. HERE’S WHAT WE GONNA DO. HERE’S WHAT WE GONNA DO. ALL RIGHT, DR. KING TALKED ABOUT, UM, UH, ALL THE RACES COMING TOGETHER, RIGHT? RIGHT? SO WHAT I WANT EVERY NEGRO TO DO HERE TODAY IS FIND THE NEAREST WHITE PERSON AND GIVE ‘EM A HUG. JUST–JUST GIVE ‘EM A HUG, OKAY? NO, SIR, YOU’RE NOT BEING ATTACKED. YOU’RE NOT BEING ATTACKED. YOU’RE BEING HUGGED, OKAY? EVERYBODY TAKE IT EASY HERE, OKAY? EVERYBODY RELAX. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DON’T NEED TEN NEGROES HUGGING ONE WHITE PERSON, OKAY? LET’S JUST–LET’S– YOU KNOW, THAT’S THE NEW RULE. NOT TEN ON ONE. ONE ON ONE. SO WE’LL JUST TAKE TURNS AND EVERYTHING, OKAY? SO EVERYBODY RELAX, OKAY? OH, MY GOODNESS. SIR, SHE DOESN’T NEED TO BE DEFENDED.

SHE DOESN’T NEED TO BE DEFENDED. SHE’S OKAY. SHE’S OKAY, OKAY? ALL RIGHT, MA’AM–OKAY– OFFICER, IS THAT NECESSARY? I DON’T THINK THAT’S NECESSARY, OFFICER. NO, MA’AM, PLEASE! PLEASE TAKE IT EASY, SIR! EVERYONE TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT? THEY’RE JUST HUGS. YOU’RE NOT BEING ATTACKED. .

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